You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
