i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Life is so much better after having sex.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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