too bad you live with your parents still
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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