all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Randomize
