dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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