now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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