is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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