Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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