Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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