i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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