I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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