Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
