This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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