she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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