for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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