She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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