I just made out with a guy for $7.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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