I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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