Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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