Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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