I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Houston, we have a blender
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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