bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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