Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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