O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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