Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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