After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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