Non-Jews are for practice
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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