Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
