I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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