And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Slut skills are useful in every country.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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