Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize