whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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