You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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