you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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