You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we should paint friendship bongs
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