i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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