Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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