Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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