Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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