dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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