that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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