do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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