i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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