i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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