Sponge bath it is.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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