the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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