Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's just like the Real World with babies
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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