Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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