I think scott just propositioned me for sex
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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