The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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