a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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