i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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