In the future we'll all be gay
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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