I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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