Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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