my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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